THE CHEESE ROOM

A shrine to Richard Cheese — America's loudest lounge singer.

About the Maestro

Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine have spent two decades proving that any song — any song — improves when performed in a leopard-print tuxedo with a martini within reach. Rock, rap, pop: it all checks its anger at the coat room and comes out swinging.

Ronnie "Two Mics" Delgado keeps a framed photo of him behind the bar. The photo is signed. Ronnie signed it himself. We let him have this.

Tonight's Programme

All numbers performed by the man himself, piped in from the official channel. House rule: nothing in this room is ours — we just dim the lights and point.

Down With The Sickness

The angriest song ever set to a bossa nova. A healing experience.

Baby Got Back

Finally, an anaconda anthem you can play at a wedding. A classy wedding? No. A wedding.

Gin And Juice

The house sommelier pairs this one with, naturally, gin and juice.

Closer

The lyrics remain unprintable. The arrangement remains delightful. Management remains unavailable for comment.

My Neck, My Back

Dedicated, tonight and every night, to the gentleman who pulled something during the Shout medley.

House Rules of the Cheese Room

  1. Finger snapping is permitted (encouraged during instrumental breaks)
  2. All requests must be submitted as toasts (the band cannot hear you, they are on the internet)
  3. Ronnie is not Richard Cheese (he has asked us to stop confirming this so loudly)