THE GENTLEMAN'S LEDGER
Your permanent record. Mostly flattering. Entirely binding.
Current Standing
Consulting the ledger…
The doorman is checking the guest book…
The Titles Ladder
Ego accrues nightly: ten for crossing the rope with intent, two per toast raised. The ledger forgets nothing and forgives everything.
| Ego required | Title conferred |
|---|---|
| 0 | Anonymous Gentleman |
| 10 | Noted Raconteur |
| 25 | Boulevardier |
| 50 | Certified Cocksman |
| 100 | Legend of the Lounge |
| 250 | The Full Gerald |
On Streaks
The house counts consecutive nights of attendance. Miss a night and the count returns to one — the ledger is generous with titles and merciless with calendars. Gerald has never missed a night. Doctors remain baffled.